Wednesday, June 23, 2004 

Satire: To-Two-Too

In the middle of heavy kisses... A girl whispers ardently to his boyfriend,

[breathing] I love you
[looking at the girl] I love you too

The girl pauses, and the boy tries to kiss her back. The girl refuses...

[the girl shudder] Is that what you think I am, your number two?
[the boy frantic] WHAT? What are you talking about woman?!
[the girl playing her hands] You said I love you… two…
[the boy gasp] Noooo… what are you thinking!!! I mean I love you, as well…
[the girl look straightly to the boy] You mean as well as the other girls?
[the boy hopeless yet horny] Forget about it, I mean I love you more…

The boy tries to kiss her again

[the girl steps aside] Hold on, hold on! More than what?
[the boy annoyingly tired] Cut the crap, which part do you want me to hold on to? Wait... or is it TWO?


So it goes:
The girl sobs
The boy shrieks
The situation is silly
And nobody's happy

Thursday, June 17, 2004 

Satire: Which one you refer to?

(the boy smiles) I’m gay…

(the girl pales) For the love of God… Why? Why? Did I do something wrong to you?!

(smile wider) On the contrary… I should thank you for making me gay!

(anguish) You blame me for it?!

(giggles) No, it’s wonderful. You look so tense you should be gay as well…

(gesturing cross on her chest) Dear father who arts in heaven…

(looking up) In fact He should give blessings for what I become…

(continue mumbling) Protect this boy from hellfire…

(grin) Why is gay considered as sin, when gay literally means happy?

(confused) So you mean gay as in happy or gay... gay?

(mischievous ) What's the difference?

(banging her head to the wall) Aaaargh

Saturday, June 12, 2004 

Saya sendiri tidak tau

"Sendirian ?"
Tanya tukang rokok pinggir jalan. Kenes, tersenyum sipu melihat saya malam-malam bermacet ria

Otak saya langsung berputar for unnecessary thoughts ;p

hem...

Sendirian

Memiliki kata dasar:

1. Sendi
Sendi, atau Joint kalo diterjemahkan dalam Bahasa Inggris adalah pertemuan dari dua elemen berbeda yang kemudian saling bekerjasama, mendukung satu sama lain, untuk menciptakan suatu pergerakan atau aksi, bukan begitu? Apabila terlalu dipaksakan atau mengalami suatu peristiwa naas akan menyebabkan nyeri - sehingga untuk sementara tidak dapat menciptakan aksi yang maksimal.
Dalam hal olahraga, sendi akan menjadi lebih kuat apabila sering ditempa latihan dan tentunya dengan tertib membiasakan diri melakukan pemanasan. Joint venture? Kurang lebih sama hanya dalam kerangka bisnis.

2. Diri atau Berdiri (bila ditambah awalan ber- untuk memperjelas maknanya)
Berdiri bisa memiliki arti yang majemuk. Jika konteksnya di tribun menerima suatu medali tentunya adalah berdiri sebagai suatu penghargaan. Sementara jika di depan kelas selama dua jam pelajaran sambil menjewer kuping sendiri, ya dapat dipastikan konteksnya mengenai hukuman. Diri juga kuat tanpa ber- bila ditambah kata Lupa. Nah jangan pernah lupa, lupa diri.

3. -An (?)
Sekedar imbuhan mempermanis, mempertegas. Atau mungkin saya mengingatkan dia pada temannya Ani, Joan?

Jadi Sendirian kah saya?

Hmmm saya tidak tau. Yang pasti saya bukan Ani atau Joan.


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Monday, June 07, 2004 

Satire: Which one you refer to?

(the boy smiles) I’m gay…

(the girl pales) For the love of God… Why? Why? Did I do something wrong to you?!

(smile wider) On the contrary… I should thank you for making me gay!

(anguish) You blame me for it?!

(giggles) No, it’s wonderful. You look so tense you should be gay as well…

(gesturing cross on her chest) Dear father who arts in heaven…

(looking up) In fact He should give blessings for what I become…

(continue mumbling) Protect this boy from hellfire…

(grin) Why is gay considered as sin, when gay literally means happy?

(confused) So you mean gay as in happy or gay... gay?

(mischievous ) What's the difference?

(banging her head to the wall) Aaaargh

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